“You will get a big sue” – Mendy Boaron threatens...

YNS Correspondent to “Ottawa Royal Hospital for the mentally incapable”

Mendy Boaron was named today “Yeshiva’s Official Retard”, after he has declared war on Hanhala. He threatened Sholom Ber “you will get a big sue” (in English: “You will get sued”).

The whole story started yesterday, wednesday when Mendy missed Sdorim again, and had to make up time at night. Rabbi Berger requested he do so at the first break, but Mendy didn’t do it, so he was requested by the Mashgiach to come by supper break, but Mendy refused.

Mendy then went to Vocational School, where he checked “Yamamai.Net” and he found the article telling the story of his demented behavior and the consequences he suffered (Flying (literally) out of Zal – See HERE). He immediately called his mother and asked her to sue Yeshiva for hiring such a teacher and use the blog as proof in court... His mama laughed...

It happened that Mendy had to bring something to Zal at 7:15 and Sholom Ber asked him to stay behind, but Mendy refused, and after a short argument he started leaving. Once Sholom Ber realized that he called Rabbi Berger, and he ordered Mendy to stay behind. Mendy grudgingly accepted.

After Maariv, he was requested to stay some more time and he also had to write a Knass. He had to comply and stayed behind, writing parts of his Knass, while talking on the phone to his Mom, cursing out the Hanhala and specifically the Mashgiach who makes him stay time every day. Mendy also gave his Mom the web address to Yamamai.Net so she could see for herself...

Mendy didn’t seem to get the message and didn’t wake up to Chassidus and Davenning this morning. When he was requested to stay behind to make up the time he refused. This time Sholom Ber taught him a better lesson, he called Lorrena and she didn’t give him any food, so he left all angry, threatening again to sue Yeshiva...