Wrubell gets "Whitewashed" by Two Schvartzes

Wrubell walks in late to Chassidus tonight together with the two Goldfish and claims he got whitewashed while walking to Zal, the Goldfish agreed with him. From this point and on, the version of the story differs:

Wrubell: "I was walking down Kirkwood towards Zal when suddenly this Red Honda Civic pulls over next to me and two Schvartzes pull out, knock me onto the snow and give me a "whitewash", for thos who don't know, a whitewash is when someone gets his whole body covered in snow. Then I took them over and came to Zal".

But Heshy Goldfein has another version to the story: "We were walking together, all three of us, when suddenly Wrubell pushd me into the snow, so I pushed him back landing him in the snow. Then he decided to push my brother Avremi into the snow, being pushed by me wasn't enough, he didn't learn the lesson, so when Avremi got pushed he took Avi and shoved him into the snow, covering hois face with snow and giving him a whitewash... Don't be fooled by what Avi tells you...".

Yamamai.Net doesn't want to claim which one is true and which isn't, therefore we have come to a conlcusion that both are right: According to Wrubell the Goldfein Twins are Schvartzes...