WAL-MART Madness by Gav

Yesterday, Sunday Afternoon Jan. 8, Sholom Ber went shopping with Gav, Yankee Kopfstien & Rafi Morgenstien to Wal-Mart. Sholom Ber went to try and find shoes his size, for usually Wal-Mart carries those big sizes. They all decided that after finishing shopping, all will buy their stuff on Gav's gift card, for he had $90 bucks on his card and nothing to do with it.

After parking, everyone spread around the store, Sholom Ber went to the Shoes section and started looking around. Yankee went to the IPod section, to get gadgets for his new toy. Gav got lost in the women's clothing section.

A few minutes later everyone gathered around the Shoes section to see Sholom Ber trying to get nice shoes in size 14 wide. Sholom Ber found some and didn't like it, so he told the guys to help him.

In the meantime Gav decided to start his sexual harrassment to a female Wal-Mart worker. He started by asking he to measure his feet, she accepted, Gav then proceeded to ask her to fit him shoes, and help him find shoes for Sholom Ber. She walked to the next aisle and saw Gav pulling out some ugly shoes from the early 80's and giving them to Sholom Ber. Sholom Ber tried them on and they fit, he started walking around with it.

At that moment, Gav turned to the lady and asked: "Will you date a man who wears this shoes?". The lady answered: "Do you want me to answer that question?". Sholom Ber returned the shoes to the shelf, and asked Gav for another one. Gav pulled out a decent looking pair of shoes and gave them to Sholom Ber. He then turned to the lady and asked: "What about these?" The lady answered: "Those look a little better".

Gav then found King Kong slippers and got excited, wearing them and screaming with joy. He then asked the lady "Can I walk over to the cashier with this shoes on?". The lady answered: "Security will come and take you". Gav answered: "I will tell them you sent me. What's your name by the way?". He then looked up at her tag and saw her name was Jessica. She warned him to bug off.

Gav then started a new conversation with the woman, he notified her he is from England which is way better than Canada. Then he said: "I don't understand why someone would want to live in Canada, even worse, why someone would want to work in Wal-Mart...". She then walked away from him. At that moment Sholom Ber gave up on finding shoes and started walking out.

Gav then walked over to the counter with Yankee to pay for Yankee's stuff with his Gift Card. At that moment the cashier turned to Gav and told him: "It's so nice of you to pay for his stuff...". Gav answered: "He is my boyfriend", and he hugged Yankee... Needless to say, the cashier finished as soon as possible with him.