Three Pot-Heads and a Pot-Dealer (almost) apprehended with “The Freshest Stuff on the Market”

Some of you may still remember a grumpy neighbor called Richard, he always used to scream at Bochurim and harass them for the stupidest things. Well, whoever is in Ottawa this year must have realized that Richard hasn’t uttered a single word to any Bochur. Some may try to figure out what was happening. Our inside sources claim that G-d (Not the one from G-d’s class...) has striked him as they say in Pulp Fiction “I will strike thee with fury, and you will know that I am the L-rd when I lay my vengeance upon you!”. Recently, a major drug-dealer has moved into Richard’s building, and that building has become the center for all kinds of shady deals. After some interference from the Cops, the dealers decided to transfer their operations to a quieter location. The outskirts of Yeshiva’s Dorm...

Last night, at 2:30am Sholom Ber was alerted by Peewee that some shady drug deal is happening under his window. A quick investigation concluded that this isn’t just another “Red Civic with Anti-Semites throwing Eggs” kind of story but it is real, with sentences like “I’ve got the best dope in town... By me you can get the freshest stuff on the market...” and some wheeling and dealing regarding the exorbitantly high prices (must be the high price of gas which affects the transportation industry...). Peewee was too scared to go outside, so Sholom Ber decided to freak them out and clicked the alarm on his rental, causing the people to run away like scared cats. They ran across the street and to their shock and disbelief they see the same white car zooming towards them. Sholom Ber decided to freak them out all the way and dispersed the deal in all directions...

This ended another boring night at the YAM dorm. Too bad Meir isn’t here to keep the night owls’ company.