A Regular Wednesday morning in Yeshiva

* During Chassidus Morning, Rabbi Berger turned to Peewee and requested he read the Maamar. Peewee replied with a long astonished “Me?”. Rabbi Berger answered him: “You want to tell me you don’t know how to read? You know how to read good and well! You are from those that read those disgusting magazines, you don’t just look at the pictures, you also read the articles!”

* This morning it started raining, the weather warmed up to 15 degrees warmer than yesterday, therefore all the ice that was from yesterday was covered with water, making it virtually impossible to drive without skidding. After Shacharis, Mrs. Steinberg gave a ride to some of the Bochurim and as she pulled into the Dorm driveway, she couldn’t stop and screamed all the way till she crashed the snowbank, merely a few inches from her son’s car. Later, it took the van 5 minutes to take that turn...

* Mendy Kaye used his ice skates to skate on the ice, he skated on the whole driveway of the block on his ice skates, later on he did the same thing in Young Israel.

* Michoel Weisz was the first and only one to slip, Tuchis First, on the ice. Right after he stepped out of the van for Nigleh

* STATISTICS: Rabbi Berger claims that Tubby blows his nose at least 19 times in one Seder...