RANDOM DELIRIUM

Yesterday:
* Yankele Lefton decided to attract some attention to his lunatic antics, so he bought a bottle of Powerade in PharmaPlus and cracked off the cap; he then walked down the street and told every bystander “I cracked my cap [sob]”. After a few people walked by someone finally acknowledged him and said “It happens”.

* Meir Lieblich returned from his stitch-removal operation in NY. The dorm ain’t that quiet anymore. First thing he did was pick on Itzik Eilenberg.

Today:
* During Chassidus Morning, Yankee Kopfstien decided he will give Sholom Ber silent treatment, i.e. he will not talk to Sholom Ber for 24 hours from 8:37am this morning, until 8:37am tomorrow morning. Yankee couldn’t quite hold himself in and at night said one word to Sholom Ber and then remembered what he decided...

* Yankee Kopfstien told Lorrena today: “If not for me and Shochat, the Yeshiva wouldn’t be running”

* There was Salmon for supper, don’t know why Lorrena got into a good mood and decided to give a good supper... Yesterday there was Chicken, and tomorrow there is Chicken again [three good suppers in a row], I don’t know why...

* Sholom Ber has done already his third day on his diet, the “Atkins” Diet. He is trying to lose weight so he could chase more Bochurim around with more ease.

* At the beginning of the afternoon program, Avi Wrubel turns to Dr. [Mrs.] Agulnik and says: “Doctor, I need some help! [with his Psychology Studies]” The Dr. answered: “We knew that already” ... [that Avi Wrubel needed help]