RANDOM DELIRIUM: Short News from Motzoei Shabbos till today

Yamamai Bored Souls Department – featuring Vince Lefton

Motzoei Shabbos
* It was early in the night when Yankele Lefton hears sirens wailing and the whole Ottawa Fire Department zooms past the Dorm. Yankele who is known for having a healthy “Yente Appetite” convinced Hudy to give him a ride there so he could take pictures. He zoomed there and when he got there he saw a house on fire with the Fire Department trying to control the fire. He didn’t want to go out of the car and go to the cold, instead he just took some lame pictures from inside the van. We present you here a picture this loser took, instead of being a REAL PHOTOGRAPHER.


* Later on at night screams were heard from across the street and we were treated to a special performance by two Taxi Drivers fighting and a Cop Car behind them making sure no trouble happens. This ended in calm when all parties involved disappeared.

Monday
* This morning during Shacharis, Avi Wrubell took a plate of little candies and stuck them in front of Schneur’s face, Schneur didn’t want to take them and he tried to brush Wrubell aside but he wouldn’t budge and continued bothering him. Sholom Ber decided to come to the rescue and approached Wrubell, he right away stuck the plate of candies in Sholom Ber’s face and offered him some. Sholom Ber replied with a stern “NO, Get back to your seat and Daven” but he didn’t understand, so Sholom Ber made sure these candies went all over the place and landed mostly on Wrubell himself. Avi was seen later licking the candies from the floor.

* In his morning class today Rabbi Berger was explaining the various concepts if carrying on Shabbos and explained that a pin, be it a Moshiach pin or a Canadian Flag pin cannot be worn by a man because it is considered Jewelry and therefore it cannot be carried. But a woman can carry Jewelry. Some idiot piped in and asked: “What about Charlie?”, Rabbi Berger answered: “I don’t quite know, maybe Charlie is really a lady?”.

* Itzik Eilenberg, known as “Chubby Tubby” decided today he must retreat several years in maturity and join the brain and age level of the Steinberg Triplets (Mendy, Yitzi & Leizer). Therefore he waited for Leizer to go into the Electrical Room and then locked him in by opening Rabbi Berger’s office door and holding it steady with a chair.