QUOTABLE QUOTES: Rabbi Berger switches jobs: Becomes a Kabbalist

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As usual, we bring you the best quotes of Rabbi Berger during the day, sometimes it is a threat sometimes just to trash. Yesterday Rabbi Berger decided to assume the position of G-d (see HERE), today he decided to advance spiritually. Today Rabbi Berger became a Kabbalist.

Avi Wrubel rolled in late today and decided to go Daven Shacharis. At that moment Rabbi Berger got some Kabalistic inspiration and decided to be like Rabbi Greenglass from Montreal who has the possibility of figuring out what a Bochur did. Therefore Rabbi Berger turned to Avi and said: “Your eyes show me that you haven’t said Brachos yet”.

Schneur Hayes, the Mashpia suddenly felt the same Kabalistic urge and told Avi: “I can see on your face that you haven’t washed Neggel Vasser this morning”.

Earlier in the class, Rabbi Berger tried to explain “what is a man” to the dude known as “Lubby Lobster”: “A man is someone who has you know what!”