Exhaust Pipe damages Yeshiva

The Bochurim who were here last year remember fondly the weekly publication which would appear every Friday night in the dorm, saving the Bochurim from extreme boredom and lack of appropriate reading material. The publication started the first week of Yeshiva by a accidental meeting of Zvi Hershcovich, Yisroel Bernath, Yankee Pearson & Sholom Ber Shuchat. Zvi came up with an idea that every week a publication should be made which will include the happenings in Yeshiva from a humorous outlook, and some fictional articles which are based mostly upon the wild imagination of the founder and main writer, Zvi Hershcovich.

After three issues it was evident that the publication is gaining rather great publicity, and a “TEP Fan Club” was created, leaded by the unchallenged leader in Yeshiva, Nissen Lewis, who has gained his experience in the “Manchester United Fan Club”.

This publication has made it for 15 issues until something happened and Zvi decided that the publication shall stop. The speculations range from Zvi’s extensive involvement in Smicha to the fact that Sholom Ber used his “Rabbi Couch” column to trash Leib Morris and Osher Klein... The main point was that the publication stopped, and the head of the Fan Club got angry and almost killed one of the TEP Staff members...

This year, some of the Bochurim approached Sholom Ber and asked why doesn’t the Exhaust Pipe start coming out again. Sholom Ber agreed to take the best articles of Yamamai.Net and design it into a publication. This past Shabbos the first issue of the second year has arrived at the dorm. It was sponsored by Sholom Ber and given out for free to everyone.

On Shabbos afternoon, Michoel’s stomach was causing problems and he had a hard time dealing with it, so he decided to go for a meeting with his Shrink, a shrink which takes away all his problems and flushes them down. But poor Michoel, the Shrink’s office was freezing due to a crack in the cement under the window. Michoel thought and thought as much as was possible in a Brain Freeze situation and tried to come up with a soulution.

Michoel looked around and around and suddenly his eyes lit up. THE EXHAUST PIPE! He exclaimed, and grabbed it, a big smile spread around his face as he rolled it up and stuck it in the crack under the window. A split second later, Michael looked in awe as the window fell down and crashed on the cover shattering one of the panes. He then realized that he pushed the chain in and the window therefore fell down...

After Shabbos he returned with a roll of tape and taped the Exhaust Pipe to the window covering the broken pane. He finally found a good use for the Exhaust Pipe.

When reached for comment, Michoel Weisz said: “I realized the window was hungry so I fed it the Pipe... but it couldn’t handle it and it threw it up!”

When Hudy Slater, the General Manager of Yeshiva was approached to discuss the repercussions Michael will suffer for damaging Yeshiva’s property he replied: “He is my roommate, I cannot comment on this!”

Lorrena commented: “I knew he is No-Good, that’s why I don’t want him to work for me no-more”

To conclude, we requested Yamamai.Net / The Exhaust Pipe editorial board to issue a reply and they answered: “We didn’t know Bochurim could use a Pipe as a weapon, we thought it only ladles should be banned, now we have to be careful”