Sunday, January 15, 2006

Brain Loss occurs on Motzoei Shabbos in Sholom Ber’s room

SCENE 1 - Lefton: Everyone knows that one of the most famous Yamamai Photographers is Yankele Lefton (see HERE). As a result he usually leaves the wire for his camera in Sholom Ber’s room.

On Motzoei Shabbos he rolls into Sholom Ber’s room and demands the wire, Sholom Ber didn’t find it in the regular place, and Yankele claimed that it’s not in his room, so they both searched for it in Sholom Ber’s room, but couldn’t find it. A few minutes later after he “searched” his room again he strides into Sholom Ber’s room and starts howling that Sholom Ber is irresponsible, for he lost the wire...

Sholom Ber decided to take the challenge himself, and after wrecking his whole room in search for the wire, decided to go to Yankele’s room. Lo and behold, he found the wire lying on the dresser. Yankele blushed but didn’t admit his guilt. Instead he grabbed the wire and dashed to Sholom Ber’s room. There he placed the wire in one of drawers and announced to everyone “I found it! In Shoch’s room!”...

Yamamai.Net Investigative Teams report that on Friday afternoon, after Yankele snapped the pictures for Yamamai’s “Picture of the Day” section, he took the camera with the wire...

SCENE 2 – Morgenstien: Everyone knows that the famous Rafi Morgenstien (the one from all the fights in Yeshiva) runs Pinchus’s food canteen when he is gone. Rafi walks around with the key in his wallet on him at all times. Once in a while, Rafi gives his wallet to Sholom Ber to hold. This happened on Erev Shabbos when Rafi gave his wallet to Sholom Ber to keep until after Shabbos.

On Motzoei Shabbos, Rafi returns to Sholom Ber’s room and takes the wallet from its place. Some time later, Sholom Ber returned to his room to be greeted by an angry Rafi saying: “Where is my key? I left it with my wallet! Where is the friekin’ key?”. Sholom Ber searched the drawer and didn’t find it. Rafi then went to sleep with a worried mind, that maybe someone will raid the closet and leave the closet empty...

The next morning Rafi comes over to Sholom Ber and shows him the key... He found it in his wallet...

We see here a simple reoccurrence of a tragic event: Bochurim forget their brains before they enter Sholom Ber’s room...

2 Comments:

At January 15, 2006 8:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU GIVE OVER ALOT OF INFORMATION,,,

 
At January 15, 2006 8:40 PM, Blogger Nussy said...

Hu!!!???

 

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