Wrubell Shirt is worth a Dollar!

This morning, Rabbi Berger decided that since yesterday's change of tactics doesn't work, he should return to the old method, i.e. "I will rip your head off with love".

It all started yesterday when Rabbi Berger gave out history sheets to his class, and told everybody not to lose it, "You will see that Avi Wrubell won't have it tommorow" he concluded.

Lo and behold, Avi didn't have his papers today, so Rabbi Berger turns to him and says "Give me a Dollar or give me your Shirt! I will give it back to you when you find the papers". Avi didn't understand and started arguing. Suddenly Itzik Eilenberg came to his defense saying "I will pay the Dollar", to which Rabbi Berger answered "Shut-Up you fly".

Avi didn't find a Dollar and didn't want to lose his shirt, so Rabbi Berger just took Avi's wallet as a Mashkon 'till Avi finds the papers "In a day, or two, or whenever you find the paper you will get it back". The Rabbi then proceeded to remove Avi from his class.

When Itzik Eilenberg saw his best buddy being removed he protested to Rabbi Berger, to which Rabbi Berger answered "Go count petals, you imbecil". Itzik immediately took the flower pot which was left from the Bar-Mitzvah on Shabbos and brought it to the table, and started counting the petals... At 3:00pm Itzik was spotted counting "Eighty-Seven, Eighty-Eight, Eighty-Nine, Ninety, Ninety-One" with Rabbi Berger smiling...