Today’s happenings in Yeshiva

This includes only that which is not mentioned in any other article.

Yesterday
* In the morning, while Rafi Morgenstien & Pinchus Morozow were in the Mikve, Rafi decided to use the back door to exit the Mikve. The temperature was cold, so Pinchus asked him not to do so, but he insisted and Pinchus decided to use force to convince him out of it. Rafi resisted, but in the end Pinchus won, after 15 minutes of fierce battle... Yet another fight for Rafi Morgenstien.

* There was a meeting at the house of Rabbi Smith where Sholom Ber, Schneur & Dovi partied till 1:30am with Rabbis Berger & Smith and then left. Then Sholom Ber continued the party ‘till 3:00am when Rabbi Berger decided to go to sleep, doing a detour thru the dorm, checking for Neggel Vasser & Tzitzis in honor of the Lech-Lecha Trip.

* Before Maariv Avi Wrubell approached Pinchus and wanted “to give him some love”, but Pinchus refused, and instead took him to Rabbi Berger and notified Berger: “If he touches me again I will break his fingers”. Pinchus then demonstrated what he planned.

* Earlier that morning, Dovi Small’s car has returned safely back to Ottawa, it included Mendy Ajzsenszmidt, Boruch Tauber, Dovi Small, Yossi Agulnick & Yosl Cylich. Welcome Back!

* Sruli Weiss arrived via train from NY and has finally joined us again. Welcome Back!

Morning
* Hudy Slater arrived via Greyhound this morning. Welcome Back!

Afternoon
* Benny Hershcovich / Berel Zaklikovsky’s car has arrived in Ottawa safe and sound carrying its load of seven Bochurim (Berel Zaklikovsky, Benny Hershcovich, Meir Lieblich, Yaakov Lefton, Yitzchok Tiefenbrun & Yossi Morgenstien)

* Avi Wrubell’s best quotes this afternoon [to Mrs. Agulnick]: “You are a little skinny woman”... “You are a pretty small woman”. Mrs. Agulnick hasn’t yet been reached for comment. I am sure she will comment before Shabbos, for she likes inviting Avi Wrubell & Itzik Eilenberg to her house to eat on Shabbos.

* Avi Wrubell decided to perform a comedy show upon returning from PharmaPlus where he bought a drink. He went over to Mrs. Agulnick and showed her a receipt for $21.12 for a drink saying “These Canadians ripped me off”. After a few seconds he explained why he paid $21.12 for his drink... “I got 20 dollars cash-back”.

* This afternoon, Avi Wrubell decided to convince Mr. Agulnick to sing along. During the conversation which ensued, Mr. Agulnick commented to Avi that Lubavitchers are like Breslav and therefore they should sing along "Ashreinu" and he started singing "Ashreinu Ashreinu Ashreinu Sheyesh Lanu Rebbe Kaze, Korim Lo Na Nach Nachma Nachman MeUman". Avi joined along and they both had fun...