Peewee’s window gets egged for no apparent reason

by OCCEF (Ottawa Cooperative of Chicken and Egg Farmers)

The famed Peewee has managed to incur every passerby’s wrath in the past two years he was in Ottawa. The result was obvious, every time he walked down a street someone gave him a nasty comment giving him a piece of their mind. Chaim obviously attributed it to Anti-Semitism, because it is easier to blame somebody else for your problems than face your own...

The window of PeeWee's room, the egg yolk is quite visible, dripping down...

Anyways, last night at around 1:15am Chaim Hertzl was awakened by the sound of egg shells smashing his window and a Honda engine roaring away. He ran outside and saw the destruction, three eggs were thrown at his window, one hit, one hit the floor and one hit Mendy Ajszenszmidt’s window. Peewee right away concluded that it was done because of the American flag on his window, and it was the same Honda that its riders screamed at Bochurim in the past...Rabbi Berger concluded that it will be investigated, DNA samples of the eggs will be taken to the laboratory to check for traces of the arab who threw them (or grew them)...

Some people claim that the eggs were thrown by Meshichistn / Tzfatis from 770 who were angry a Moshiach Flag wasn’t on the window... Evidence suggests this theory is right.

The pavement under PeeWee's window where some of the yolks managed to land...

As of now Peewee is still on the lookout...

Click HERE for Video of Interview with PeeWee about the Egging