Peewee the Schvartze

Our dear Peewee has left Ottawa (Thank G-d) to his home last night (Wed.), we didn't have a chance to contact him to find out about his trip, but tonight we were able to make contact and heard his ramblings.

You all must know that Peewee has decided to have a gender change and become a woman, since this is a very hard and expensive change he decided to start with his hair, he has decided to let his hair grow to the size of a Shaitel, he usually puts the Yarmulke on the back of his head and to the person looking from the front it doesn't seem that he is wearing one.

Upon entering his house, his father turns to him and asks: "Du Groisseh Meidele, Vu Iz Dain Yarmulke?" (You big fat girl, where is your Yarmulke?). A few minutes later, as they sat down for a meal, his father turns to him again and says: "I know girls who have shorter hair than you, you look like SCHVARTZE off the street."