Michael nominated "Official Nightmare"

As of today, Michael Weisz has finally been awarded the job he does best, being the night-man, better known as "The Nightmare". This has occured after the previous nightmare [Tiffy] quit for he is interested in learning Smicha full-time and "can't be bothered with putting babies to sleep" [as Yankee Kopstien put it].

Tonight he has shown his might, managing to put every nut into it's sack, even Meir Lieblich...

We hereby present you a picture of Michael jamming, way before he became anything in this Yeshiva:

We approached Shmuli Lazaroff (a.k.a. Texas) for a comment, and he replied [to Michael] "I remember when you were a nothing in this place, a loser sleeping in the basement apartment, with the three stooges, I remember. Now you are one big dude bossing around everybody..."