Eilenberg's life in danger once more! (and more quotes from Rabbi Berger)

Yitzchok Eilenberg knows how to get Rabbi Berger to express himself in the most stunning way. Itzik has a special talent, known only to him, with which he could cause Rabbi Berger to change moods in a second. Today it happenned again.

20 minutes after Seder started Itzik was still roaming around Zal trying to find something to do, when suddenly Rabbi Berger walks in and to his surprise realizes that his prized student is roaming, so Rabbi Berger turned to him and said: "Itzik, your life is in danger! Get back into class now!". Itzik promptly wallowed into his class and sat quietly for 30 seconds, at the conclusion of which he said: "Rabbi, I have to go to the bathroom", to which Rabbi Berger replied "I know why you have to go, you want to look at your dirty magazines, you hide them in a Shul, right? those magazines you get from your Schvartze friends in Crown Heights!". All Itzik had to reply was: "How did you know that Rabbi?".

Later on, Itzik was threatened by Sholom Ber that if he is caught talking about these matters "I will beat the living daylights out of you!". So Itzik went to Rabbi Berger to mention that Sholom Ber is threatening him. Rabbi Berger replied "That's right. He should do it. He doesn't want the dorm contaminated".