Another violent day for Rafi Morgenstien
Rafi Morgenstien in middle of one of his hourly fightsThe famous Rafi Morgenstien, who manages to strike a fight at least once an hour, decided to upgrade (or rather, downgrade) from play-fights to real-fights, ranging from the youngest of Bochurim to the oldest of the staff members.
Scene 1: Last Night in the Coat Room
Last night, he went into a nervous tantrum after a play fight with Levi Vogel ended the wrong way, he started throwing hangers and chairs at Levi who has helplessly standing in a corner trying to evade the wrath and anger of Rafi. At that moment, Chaim Kaufmann walked in and got hit by a hanger, he then retaliated by throwing hangers at both Chaim & Levi. So far so good, only a few hangers were broken and no bones.
A few minutes later, Sholom Ber walked into the coat room, and was greeted by a half hanger zipping by his nose, he right away took the challenge and started putting the hangers back, warning Rafi to stop, and give him the hangers. Rafi ignored him and started fighting with SB (who was by then trying to take the hangers forcefully from under Rafi's shoes), throwing hangers at all three: Sholom Ber, Levi Vogel & Chaim Kaufmann. Sholom Ber tried to calm him down by holding him down on a table, but the table collapsed, and Rafi landed to the ground in a thump. Rafi then proceeded to another violent streak, when Rabbi Smith walked in and took control of the situation, locking the coat room and prohibiting anybody from enetering it.
A while later, as the dust settled, it was concluded that the damage from Rafi was 14 wooden coat hangers, one table, and a few scratches.
Scene 2: Shacharis this morning - Zal
Rafi, who didn't get the message that he stop fighting, decided to pick a fight with Itzik Eilenberg, and started hitting him, knocking him to the ground, as Itzik fell he pulled Rafi with him and Itzik landed on top of Rafi. Then Itzik proceeded to grab Rafi's neck, when suddenly he felt a extremely hard kick to his Tuchis, turning around in pain he saw Rabbi Smith's face in anger. He then returned to his seat and continued Davenning.
Scene 1: Last Night in the Coat Room
Last night, he went into a nervous tantrum after a play fight with Levi Vogel ended the wrong way, he started throwing hangers and chairs at Levi who has helplessly standing in a corner trying to evade the wrath and anger of Rafi. At that moment, Chaim Kaufmann walked in and got hit by a hanger, he then retaliated by throwing hangers at both Chaim & Levi. So far so good, only a few hangers were broken and no bones.
A few minutes later, Sholom Ber walked into the coat room, and was greeted by a half hanger zipping by his nose, he right away took the challenge and started putting the hangers back, warning Rafi to stop, and give him the hangers. Rafi ignored him and started fighting with SB (who was by then trying to take the hangers forcefully from under Rafi's shoes), throwing hangers at all three: Sholom Ber, Levi Vogel & Chaim Kaufmann. Sholom Ber tried to calm him down by holding him down on a table, but the table collapsed, and Rafi landed to the ground in a thump. Rafi then proceeded to another violent streak, when Rabbi Smith walked in and took control of the situation, locking the coat room and prohibiting anybody from enetering it.
A while later, as the dust settled, it was concluded that the damage from Rafi was 14 wooden coat hangers, one table, and a few scratches.
Scene 2: Shacharis this morning - Zal
Rafi, who didn't get the message that he stop fighting, decided to pick a fight with Itzik Eilenberg, and started hitting him, knocking him to the ground, as Itzik fell he pulled Rafi with him and Itzik landed on top of Rafi. Then Itzik proceeded to grab Rafi's neck, when suddenly he felt a extremely hard kick to his Tuchis, turning around in pain he saw Rabbi Smith's face in anger. He then returned to his seat and continued Davenning.
posted by Sholom Ber Shuchat @ 12/01/2005 06:15:00 PM
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2 Comments:
did u post the fight with dovi chein.that was the funniest 1 when vince ripped his shirt off
a few missed detail from the fight with levi vogel: when rafi tried hitting levi with the hangars, a broomstick mysteriously appeared and started beating him. a curious on-looker decided that it was a just punishment for starting up with yeshiva's midget.
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