About Castration & Rotten Apples – A Farbrengen by Yossel

Gav has an illness called Schizophrenia, when he is in Yeshiva he behaves like a Jew, when he goes to The Lowly Scum City called Crown Heights he behaves like a Goy. Gav has no embarrassment of anything or anyone. Upon getting to Crown Heights on Thursday he shaved his head and his beard completely looking like a Neo-Nazi and walked the streets like that, and then he sleeps at an apartment where he does כל דבר האסור without any remorse (Even though his Mom prohibited him from being in that house). Schneur saw him and decided to make a Farbrengen in Meir’s house to bash him, and invited everybody, Yossel Raichik heard about it and came too.

We hereby present you a synopsis of Yossel’s farbrengen on Friday Night:


Part 1: Gav shall castrate himself!
“In today’s Chumash the Torah speaks about Yosef and Potifar’s wife. Yosef was the most beautiful man in Egypt, it says that the girls of Egypt would go out to the streets to watch him walk and try and catch his attention. Potifar was one of the high ministers in Egypt, and the Torah says that when he saw Yosef he castrated himself so he could have sexual relations with Yosef. He and his wife would fight over who would get Yosef. And what was Yosef’s beauty? He had a beard! So it says in Chumash about Yosef.

Anyways, what happened was that one day Yosef came home and Potifar’s wife was home alone, and he decided that enough, he is a slave, nobody cares about him, his family forgot about him, he will forget about them too and he will finally give in to his Yetzer Hara and have sexual relations with Potifar’s wife.

As he was ready to start a image of his father, who was the Rebbe of the generation came to him, and he remembered in what standard his father held him, so he ran out and didn’t do the Aveirah, and he sat in jail for two years because of that.

Today we are in a lower level when not always the Rebbe comes to show us his face and we think the Rebbe forgot about usח"ו we think that nobody cares about us, we are the slum of the earth. We’ve got to remind ourselves how the Rebbe holds of us and not give in to anything.

At the end of the day the male world splits into two: The beautiful ones with the beards, and those without it who castrate themselves to have sexual relations with the bearded ones...”


Part 2: The rotten apples and the animal
To Gav who claimed that a lot of Crown-Heights slums are frying out:
“People claim that in Crown Heights there are a lot of people frying out and the situation is bad and they are not different they are just the regular ones, and since the majority is frying out there is nothing wrong with it. The reality is that those who think so are like animals, and I will explain why.

If you have a apple tree in your backyard you will realize that the tree has a lot of great beautiful apples on the tree, and some rotten ones fell to the ground. What happens when there are thousands of apple trees, a full orchard? There are thousands of rotten apples all over the floor of the orchard.

A human being has the capability of looking up, he looks up and sees the good apples hanging from the tree and knows that this is what he should look at. But an animal can’t look up and it can only see down, so it sees only the rotten apples and it doesn’t realize that it is only a small percentage, the animal only sees the rotten apples.

If you only see the rotten, proof you are an animal!”