Today in Yeshiva

Yamamai News & Views Bureau
NOTICE: This includes only happennings which are NOT mentioned in any other post!

Morning:
* Yudi Chein walked into the Young Israel kitchen and realized that his whole box of candies he uses for his catering has disappeared. Upon this realization he lashed out at Mrs. Steinberg, screaming that "you shouldn't mess with me", and more extreme language. We believe it is Yudi's fault the candies disappeared, for he has left them unattended in a place where they were accesible to the public.

Afternoon:
* Simcha Bloom unleashed his array of verbal malfunctions to the crowd in the van (it occured also yesterday in Smith's minivan, where Rabbi Smith asked him "Do you do this regularly or only when you are pissed?".

* Peewee, Hudy & Sruli Weiss left for Montreal, to be continued to NY.

* Michoel Weisz hit Sholom Ber with a full bottle of Ginger Ale on his ear during the afternoon, no damage is visible.

* At the end of the vocational school program, Mr. White (Welding Teacher) threatened his class that "If this room isn't in order, which means a stool in every cubicle, you will stay here, I don't mind staying here 'till midnight!".

* There wasn't enough food for supper tonight.

Night:
* A group of Bochurim went to listen to Captain Jacob Goldstien (see here) who spoke @ Chabad of Centrepointe tonight. They went together with Rabbi Berger. Interesting to note that all those named Yaakov in our Yeshiva went to hear him (Yankee Grossman, Yankee Kopstien & Yankele Lefton).

* Since Rabbi Berger wasn't present, night seder was chaotic, with only three staff members present. Dovi Small suffered with Wrubell, Berel Zak suffered with Chaim Kaufmann.