Three attempted murders of Avi Wrubell today!

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Avi Wrubell is a real pro at making people want to kill him, he has a very unique way of showing love to his buddies, a way which rubs off (usually) the wrong way. Every day, he is threatened by one person. Today was different, he managed to make three staff members want to kill him.

It all started this morning in Seder Nigleh, when Avi decided that Schneur "needs some love", so he went over to him and started bugging him. Schneur was very busy and warned Avi to dissapear. Avi didn't understand the hint, and Schneur basically almost killed him with bare hands. If not for the fact that Rabbi Berger was present, we would've had to say Kaddish...

Well, he didn't learn his lesson. During the afternoon program Avi decided that he is better off harassing Mrs. Agulnick than learning some words of wisdom. Mrs. Agulnick called Sholom Ber "The Bouncer" and asked him to take care of the problem. Sholom Ber approached Avi Wrubell and asked him nicely to remove himself to the corner. Avi replied with a hanger flying. Sholom Ber tried nicely again, and Avi "showed him the love" by raising yet another hanger. Sholom ber raised him and removed him. When Avi showed some resistance, he was almost killed yet another time. We should've said Kaddish...

Twice is not enough for Wrubell, and he went for a third time, making it a "Chazaka" this time with Dovi Small. He managed to harass the soft-spoken and soft-mannered Dovi to a point he almost killed him with his looks. Sorry G-d, you wont see him from close this time.