Steve Prokopenko enters the USA! [UPDATED]
Yamamai Immigration & Naturalization ServicesAs mentioned in a previous post, HaTomim Zvi Hershcovich was busted at the USA border, and not allowed entry to the USA. Zvi tried once more last night unsuccesfully. This afternoon though Zvi managed to smuggle into the USA. We speculate that he has used the name Steve Prokopenko, a name he has used in the past to smuggle booze to and from the USA.
We have recieved notice from the INS that a Mr. Prokopenko was admitted to the USA for 10 days only, he then has to apply for a green card and cannot enter the USA until the end of procedures (an average of 3 years). Our sources say Zvi will be working in a Chabad House in Montreal, instead of spending time in Kollel in Crown Heights with Gershon & Yossel. Sorry dudes.
UPDATE: We have just spoken to Zvi on the phone and all he had to say was: "Shoch, I read only your blog, I don't even read my brother's blog! Yours is much better!"
posted by Sholom Ber Shuchat @ 11/30/2005 10:05:00 PM
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Earlier this day a group of esteemed scholars gathered to discuss the news of the penetration of the U.S. by the fearsome and feared Ukrainian terrorist Steve Prokopenko. They concurred that he will be back in Canada within a week or so. Border officals are being forewarned that he may arrive with the accompaniment of a certain Stevenette Prokopenko....
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