Record Breaking Speed - 2:15 Minutes!

Yamamai Statistics Bureau

Tonight, Sholom Ber [who has so far broken every Yeshiva record related to driving*] has reached yet another milestone in his driving career. He has made it from Yeshiva to Central Bus Station in two minutes and fifteen seconds. According to MapQuest the driving should take [at least] four minutes. The van left the dorm at 9:48 and arrived at the bus station at 9:51.

Not to scare the parents we decided not to write what the speed was, instead we opted to provide you a picture of the speedometer...

Don't freak out... It's only kilometres per hour, not miles per hour...