Participating in Zvi's deep sorrow

Yamamai Chevrah Kadisha Burial Services

We, at Yamamai wish to give our condolences to our dear ex-captain Zvi Hershcovich, who tonight started the week in which he cannot talk to his dear Kallah. Poor Him!

We would like to wish him a speedy recovery from the deep trauma which he is now enduring. We have heard that he will be returning to Ottawa.

Anyways, since Zvi is not talking to his Kallah no-more, we hope that he goes back to what he used to be, hang out with his brother, etc. His brother is very distressed that Zvi hasn't spoken to him since Chai Elul. We hope that on this special week Zvi will dedicate himself to his brother, Benny.

As a public service to the crowd, we hereby present the readers with Zvi's email address which could be used to send the condolences to our dear ex-captain: cholentface@yahoo.com

Zvi's wedding invitation hanging proudly on the Zal billboard
(which used to be used for the infamous "Zvi's advertising Clinic")