Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Farbrengen - The Daily Magazine

by Yamamai Staff
One of the annals of the Chassidic Philospohy is the cardinal importance of a Chassidishe Farbrengen. A Farbrengen is a celebration in which a few friends sit down, drink some Lechaim's and improve their Chassidishe lifestyle.

Well, that's the way it's supposed to be... In reality, the Farbrengen turned into a party in which one of the group takes the incentive to fulfill the Mitzva of "Ad D'lo Yada" BeHiddur and drinks until he is tipsy enough to say what he thinks...

On monday night, Sholom Ber announced to all staff that there will be a unique staff-only Farbrengen, in Zal. The Farbrengen was as a post=birthday farbrengen for SB. The Farbrengen started once Rabbi Berger left Zal, and as it progressed, it was evident that SB will be the one to fulfill the Mitzva.

The Farbrengen was called to discuss the serious level of depression present in the Yeshiva's halls. The Farbrengen went as planned by singing serious Nigunnim, and saying LeChaim's.

About 12am Hudy & Vince pulled in, Vince made a special performance, not being able to hold hismelf in from eating Ice Cream, breaking his ATKIN's diet, merely a day after he started...

At around 1am, Benny Hershcovich decided that he had seen enough, and it's time for action. He jumped on the chairs and started running around, SB followed suit, and trying to take the shortcut, he jumped on a table, the table has been very tolerant of the weight at the beginning, but after a second it decided to throw him off, and it started tilting back, upon seeing this, SB decided that it he take another step, and the table gave in, cracking in half sending SB to the ground.

SB's massive body slumped towards the left and cracked slightly the second table.

This was a sign from heaven that the time has come to start partyin'...

5 Comments:

At November 23, 2005 11:10 PM, Blogger Nussy said...

HELLO!!!!!
ne pic's of you trouble makers????

 
At November 24, 2005 12:01 AM, Blogger Sholom Ber Shuchat said...

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At November 24, 2005 11:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sholom ber u relly need to concider joining vince on the atkins diet.. it might not do you any good but it sure will do the tables good

 
At November 25, 2005 3:28 AM, Blogger Sholom Ber Shuchat said...

Thank you for the suggestion, since i was investigating about ATKINS i came across the fact that you can drink Mashke on Atkins...

 
At November 27, 2005 11:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Berale, Feliz Cumple, q manera tan buena de celebrarlo.... se ve q la pasastes bien.... mira hijo la ves q viene no tomes cana....

 

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