Avremi Klein = Escaped Convict

Yamamai News Bureau
After night seder tonight, Avremi Klein decided to wander on the streets, and enjoy the beautiful -15 degree cold, when suddenly the six police cars who were roaming the streets, stop abruptly in front of him, and take him in for a look.

Upon further investigation, we have concluded that the Police have been searching for a escaped convict, and Avremi bore some resemblance to the convict, but after a thorough investigation and talk they set him free.

As a result, it has been decided in the Klein family to celebrate the day of 21st. of Cheshvan as Chag HaGeula.