Afternoon Program News

During today's Jewish afternoon program a few interesting things occured:

* Tiffy was notified his sister gave birth to a baby boy. Tiffy is now to be called UNCLE TIFFY. In honor of this happy and joyous occasion, Tiffy took up on Gershon's ideal of enjoying fires BePnimiyus, after a year he hasn't done it.

* During lunch-break two canadians came up to the dorm asking: "Aye, Do you know where the Rabbi is, aye?"... "Could you please contact the Rabbi, aye"... "We are from the electricity, Hydro-Ottawa, aye. We need to speak to the owner to transfer to our company, aye"... "We'll see you tommorow, aye".

* Rabbi Berger showed up to Zal this afternoon, and to his surprise all members of the afternoon program were present (excluding Mendy Ajzsenszmidt, who never shows up), and were pretending to learn.

* Vince filled a test tube with "Mei Raglayim" and showed it to the whole Zal, claiming Rabbi Smith has demanded he submit it to a test.